Cool Mice

Three mice are sitting at a Bar and are trying to show off who is coolest of them all.

The first mouse says: "if I see a mousetrap, I take out the cheese with my left hand and catch the clamp with my right and do some weights before dinner!"

The second mouse said: "if I see ratpoision scattered around, I take it and use a razorblade and chop it up, then I lay down a line and snuff it up through the nose."

After hearing this, the third mouse gehts up and leaves.

"Did that take your breath away?", asked the mice.

"You guys bore me", said the third mouse, "I'm going home to fuck the Cat!"

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