The bitter truth or sweet lie

  I'm not gonna say lies - sometimes women say lies to men. Basically on  small things: «I am twenty nine","It is my natural hair colour","I do not want to get married». In a large way we are compelled to say lies only about our sexual connections. Otherwise we will not have  sex at all . Girls, here that we usually answer a question: «How many of men did you have before me, darling?» I hope, you already know, that if the guy has dared to ask that excuses like «no need to talk about this, babe"and" Everything that i had before meeting you in my life doesn’t matter for me now» only will provoke him even more? And if you will start to drag out: «Well, first I have you» he will hurry: «do not begin with the end»? Three. Here good figure for a designation of quantity of sexual partners. Especially when this list includes two ex- husbands. The Guy-accountant, of course, still will be a little upset, but will quickly estimate:« So, the first love and two legal marriages is still pretty much ok »and somehow will calm down. At figure« five »already it is necessary to give him soothing medicines. And after« ten »- call emergency. This is a common rule in our society: if  man has overslept with one hundred girls – he is hero. If  girl has overslept with ten men – she is a “whore”. And who needs a “whore”? Therefore – three. Maximum – four.« Including you, honey ».
Certainly, some women try to destroy these foolish stereotypes. My friend Alena, for example. She  has trustfully nestled on Anton’s shoulder and has informed:« Seventy! Before you, Tony, I had seventy men. If you had  hundred times more – it doesn’t make a sense for me. We have found each other, and the past has no value. And give me a kiss now! ». Probably, she remembered his previous statement :« Honesty is a basis of mutual relations ». Oh, Naive. Honesty is what man needs less than everythings. He only says that wish to meet the initiative young lady that will come to him in a bar and will ask:« Do you wanna fuck with me? Free of charge! »But try to do it , go and  ask – the poor man will turn pale and will escape, without having paid for the cognac. And then will long thank heavens that could run away from the woman who  makes the partners drunk and cuts out their kidneys for sale.

The man only says that he likes skilled women. But try, tell favourite about the experience - and instead of good sex you will receive, as Alena, painful interrogation on all night long:« Well and how it was? And what about Sam, or Ben, Or Alan, did you sleep with them too? And with him? Who is he? Where did you meet him? Tell me!» The man – not the employer, he is scared of skilled employees . But if Though deeper – seventy partners for the 31-year-old young lady is not too many. Approximately on 4,66666666 persons in a year, since she is 16 years old. But Anton considered differently. He imagined 70 real penises, 70 tongues and 140 hands. Tony urgently needed emergency car.

Unfortunately. The lie is still a part of relations. I do not know, may be in  future, after about nine hundred years, people will be frank with each other. But at present the average woman is compelled to say lies. And it is not  because she is so afraid  of the diagnosis: "whore"  . That is because she knows how diffidence are men inside. That  why they so like young girls? An elastic skin and the breast which yet has not given in to laws of universal gravitation,- it is clear. But the main thing that attracts the man – inexperience. At least,  imaginary. He would very like , that  the girl doesn’t have anybody yet to compare him with. Unless with puny creature-first-year student who will not sustain a competition. Poor guys so have got tired in the man's world of this eternal competition that, at least, in bed with the woman dream to relax. And how it is possible to relax, if the headboard has seventy hidden sexy guys? And moreover they also may giggle: «Hey, look at this new lover of Alena – twenty seconds and he is done!»

So far, now Alena has  72nd  boyfriend . Also has already pledged: never say the truth! Any exact figures except for the size of a  ring. Otherwise it is necessary to search for 73rd.