It may be common for women to have a nicely mowed lawn but is it cool for guys to trim the hedge?

I love a nice shaved muff! Especially if I'm gonna be going south. Although I prefer it totally smooth I don't mind if it's just nice 'n trim for a few reasons, most of all the risk of being a cat and coughing up a hairball, but is it ok for guy's to shave down there? I've been fortunate to be allowed to perform that service for a lady and I can tell you shaving a cock (mine!) is a lot harder. The hard bit is when u get to the hairy brain! However I don't mind so much performing this bit of gardening to please the ladies and it makes it look bigger anyways. The problem is that women don't seem to agree on gorilla or shaved gorilla. Some ladies love it because it's more pleasant for them for one reason or another and some say they can't stand the whole metro-sexual thing saying they want their men to be MEN! Is it better to shave completely smooth or just short?

Ladies tell us what you think, what is the perfect length? Is it wierd for a guy to look like a boiled hotdog or do you prefer the King Kong look?